Dear Ms. Cheetokisses,
I am thrilled to hear of your interest. In response to your questions I’d like to add the following regarding my work philosophy:I was primarily trained in the school of “useless exercises created to crush your soul, numb your brain and send you into a bout of depression induced binge eating and napping”. [...]

That armadillo sure knows how to make an entrance.

Dear Failure as a student,
I am writing to inform you of my availability to participate in mutual failure on this day, the 16th of May, 2010. As a failed student myself, my skills include the following:
~An inability to wake up before 4pm
~The ability to stare blankly at the computer screen for up to 8 hours [...]

Well its happened. I’m bored. After 2 weeks of waiting for my student loans to come in and having to replace a bulb Zoya the great broke during one of her adventures in mountain climbing…

I’ve got no money so I can’t really leave the campus. So this has lead to my many fantastic attempts [...]

I’ve collected a list of activities I’ve participated in since then that have made me wonder if perhaps I need to move off campus.

This comic notes: Its really not worth it. Thanks Toothpaste for dinner!

Lets face it, everyone has a few anti-social tendencies here and there. Whether you wish to be a hermit or you just hate having to talk to your relatives, this post is for you.

Are we all really just in need of an intervention?

so I’m pretty sure they’re discussing who will pee on the floor and who will pee right on mommy…