Dear Failure as a student,
I am writing to inform you of my availability to participate in mutual failure on this day, the 16th of May, 2010. As a failed student myself, my skills include the following:
~An inability to wake up before 4pm
~The ability to stare blankly at the computer screen for up to 8 hours [...]

I’ve collected a list of activities I’ve participated in since then that have made me wonder if perhaps I need to move off campus.

So I’ve become a nighttime blogger. A defense against my atrophying sense of humor and light-hearted nerdiness. Take from it what you will.