That armadillo sure knows how to make an entrance.

Dear Failure as a student,
I am writing to inform you of my availability to participate in mutual failure on this day, the 16th of May, 2010. As a failed student myself, my skills include the following:
~An inability to wake up before 4pm
~The ability to stare blankly at the computer screen for up to 8 hours [...]

I’ve collected a list of activities I’ve participated in since then that have made me wonder if perhaps I need to move off campus.

This comic notes: Its really not worth it. Thanks Toothpaste for dinner!

5)Run away to a country whose language you do not speak. This way you can delude yourself into believing everyone is telling you how very relevant your research interests are.

So it seems Flo Rida, of “Low” fame, likes those green beans at Boston Market as much as I do. On a recent trip south for the weekend, my roommate was desperate for a bathroom ( and I of course needed a cigarette break) so we pulled into the first rest stop on 90. Oddly [...]

your physical environment can give you quit a bit of insight on who you really are…

Like your transformers lunch box in the fifth grade…