Lets face it, everyone has a few anti-social tendencies here and there. Whether you wish to be a hermit or you just hate having to talk to your relatives, this post is for you.

Introducing: Slydial!

“What’s Slydial” you say? Well I first discovered it as an iphone app later to find out it has its own website for those without the obnoxious need to be online all the time.  This little site of gold allows users to dial directly to someones voice mail without their phone ringing! Thats right! You can call your mother’s voice mail and act as though she never answered the phone. This way you can avoid a conversation while maintaining a straight face hen you later say ” No! really I called!”. What more could you want?!

Now the site seems to be selling it as some sort of alternative to text messaging.. but lets be realistic…. thats not what its used for. You know this was created by someone who is either a hermit or hates the phone. Don’t want to get into a long conversation with your brother but feel obligated to wish him a happy birthday? Slydial! Your boss ask you about a meeting that afternoon and don’t feel like attending.. Just slydial and say you couldn’t understand the message… by the time its received you’ll be busy with other projects! AMAZING! You’ll come out looking like you don’t have those anti-social tendencies your therapist and teachers told your parents you had. Thats right. SLYDIAL! better than Prozac and Xanax combined!

some people thought the slap chop was the best invention in the world, others the sham wow, and others the snuggie.. but I say this trumps any informercial creation and/or avoidance tactic you might have developed growing up. SLYDIAL RULES!

Try it here! You can even download the app.